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cramp:

flawless-wh0res:

cramp:

i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer

but its winter

please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries

(via harry-frickin-potter)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(via pizza)

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So there's only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would…

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what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

(via pizza)

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queenofsassymagic:

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

Wow and teachers wonder why we’re so stressed out and mentally drained and unstable

(via cindyella)

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cross-connect:

Cody William Smith

Cody William Smith is a professional Photographer and Director of Photography. Originally from Reno Nevada, he moved to Los Angeles in 2011 and earned his BFA in Cinema from Columbia College in 2012. As a photographer he specializes in landscape, fine art, and environmental portraiture. He also freelances as a gaffer, 1st AC, and photography assistant.

Instagram | Twitter

//selected by ivi

(via thejeanie)

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daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

(via thejeanie)

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percabethforvever:

euphosphoria:

doyouevenfangirl:

That’s it. I’ve got it. It started off as the sink fandom, but it evolved until finally, not the shower fandom, not the stuff fandom, 

but the decor fandom


sinks

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showers

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Pools

image

Beds

image

Benches

image

Staircases

image

Bookshelves

image

Bathtubs

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Gates

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Carpets

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Houses

image

Ladies and gentlemen, the decor fandom.

decor fandom for lyfe

wow

(via thejeanie)

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whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

(via thejeanie)

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sticklebats:

killjoyfeminist:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

OH MAN THIS IS GREAT

an excuse to by tube socks i guess?

(via oswindulous)

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cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(via pizza)

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iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

(via freeperspectives)

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catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

(via pizza)

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weasley-wheezy:

Weasley-wheezy

[…] “Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?” 
“Only once,” said Hermione, stung. “I got you loads more than you got me -” 
“I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times -” 
“Well, if you’re counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand -”

(via wotson)

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pizza:

real-gifs:

au8:

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The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World
13 Hypnotizing GIFs That Show How Everyday Things Are Made
The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time. This Just Won The Internet
21 Things You Might Not Know About Jurassic Park. #8 Blew My Mind.
This Is The Most Entertaining Way To Pass Time On The Train
13 Amazing Photos of THINGS CUT IN HALF!
The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs. #How Do I Life
This Is Why Photoshop Was Invented. Meet Benedict Cumbercats.
14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis. What A Great Human Being.
Here Are 13 Random Acts Of Kindness That Will Make Your Day.
14 Celebrities That LOOK LIKE MATTRESSES
11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers
12 Weirdly Awesome Things Inside This Guy’s Beard
20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats
The Best Movies Coming Out This Year
Hand Drawn Art You Won’t Believe Is Real!

Well


why did this come up right as i was starting homework wtf