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jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(via fitzsimmon)

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gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

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marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

(via oswindulous)

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"I love the rain. I love how it softens the outlines of things. The world becomes softly blurred, and I feel like I melt right into it."

- Hanamoto Hagumi, Honey and Clover (via coyotegold)

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"If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, i’ll stay there forever."

- Winnie The Pooh (via psych-facts)
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themysteryofthedruids:

here’s a 13 second video of ducks bobbing their heads to bossa nova music

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scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

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"Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves."

- Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra)

😂😂😂

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crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

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